Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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