do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Hippo gnu deer
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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