why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
The adults are the big ones right?
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