He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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