looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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