She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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