How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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