My friends, they love my intelligence
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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