I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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