I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I believe in your delicious
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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