Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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