She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
These tits shall not be calmed
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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