Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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