Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Who died my cat blue again?
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