she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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