Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
