He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
