I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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