im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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