Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
dude. I can hear the air.
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