NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Randomize
