Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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