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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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