i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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