I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i will never coherently bang her
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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