this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Someone signed my nipple.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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