More tranny stories later!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
After last night, I could never be a politician.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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