I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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