Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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