dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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