would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
