What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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