Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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