I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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