I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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