If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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