and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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