Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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