It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
