It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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