we're blogging at a bar
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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