I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I cannot find my penis.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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