and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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