Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There are leaves in my underwear?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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