Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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