Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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