FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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