Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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