i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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