so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
